"Burn are the best band we've heard in years" - Hemel Gazette
"Listening to Burn is better than sex!" - A Fan
"Johnny Heywood is a fantastic singer" - His Mum
"Rob Sas is God" - Dani Sas
"Ross Elder is better than Ringo" - Gene Krupa
"Sas makes Yngwie look slow" - Ritchie Blackmore
"Burn are this years new Boy Band" - Royal Soc. for the Blind
"Rob re-creates the original solo exactly, albeit with different notes" - Johnny
"Johnny can be the singer..till we get a real one" - Rob Sas
"I'll never work with Elly again" - anonymous
"I never saw the need for bass in a band" - Rob Sas
"Of all Burn's drummers, Ross is definitely one of them" - Fox & Hound
"The best band ever ...hic, burp" - Landlord, The Minge & Beaver
"Burn are just as famous as Zeppelin, it's just that not as many people have heard of them" - Tina Perrot (fan)
"Ross Elder displays the range of his talent all the way from A to B" - Wheeltappers & Social
"I'll play any type of music at all - from Deep Purple to Rainbow" - Rob Sas
"That Ian Paice - I didn't underestimate him, but he was better than I thought he'd be" - Ross Elder
"Just cos they're not clapping doesn't mean they aren't enjoying it" - Burn
"Rob Sas is the man who put the Lech into Lechlade" - Womens Lib Movement
"You can't have too many strings" - Johnny Heywood
"YOU can!" - Rob Sas
"It's incredible how Rob can fit a heavy rock solo into pop, soul or reggae" - Beethoven
"One Man's Meatloaf is another man's Poison" - Rob Sas
"I'd rather be doing a nice Summer Season in cabaret" - Ross Elder
"I hate the singing bit between the guitar solo's" - Rob Sas
"Johnny couldn't find his bollox in his Y-fronts" - Anonymous Guitarist
"You're not qualified to slag me!" - Ross Elder
"Your bass is making me physically sick." - Rob Sas